Recent Movie Reviews


Guards Guards

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That animation was superb. I don't know if you're thinking of making more, but it'd be a sure thing. The story could turn into something. The voice acting was really professional, too. But again, emphasis on the animation, it was really great. Good job.



A Ride in the Park A Ride in the Park

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I think the ending leaves too much to the imagination. If someone were in a similar situation, they'd go for the phone first, and look for other ways to survive. With a broken arm, leg and skull it's hard to believe you're getting anywhere. But then the ending makes it mysterious, the colors change, his eyes are red, and you're left wondering what's going to happen. My guess was that with the sharp rock, and the zooming in to his head where the skull crack is, he impaled the rock into his head to end the pain. I don't know what your intentions were, but it gave it a very open ending/mysterious theme to it. Animation wise I loved it. I actually learned a couple of things from it. Very good job and I urge you not to stop.



Scribblenauts General Scribblenauts General

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I loved it. My only complain is the ending. It was so hilarious how you were building it all up and found ways to keep Maxwell a sadistic oblivious prick, and he just kept going and going, and then at the end you'd hope the build up would turn into something unexpected. Very good humor though, and very nice voice acting! Keep it up!


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Recent Game Reviews


no-one has to die. no-one has to die.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That story still has me baffled. Amazing where some time travel theories applied right can make an amazing plot. The game in its totality is 4kb and it has more effort put into it than its size would tell. Very good job with this game, it's a real masterpiece.



Reimagine :The Game: Reimagine :The Game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Truly brilliant.

It just really fascinated me, not how you got all those references in there, but rather how wittingly funny you made it out to be. I mostly love how it's such a great criticism to society and rather than just spilling your thoughts or opinions, it all was put into a brilliant flash game with such a unique touch and way of telling the story. There wasn't a moment in the game where I wasn't baffled by how you point out certain things in the end of each level. Once again, fucking brilliant job.



Toybox Toybox

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Cliches, Cliches, Cliches.

I LOVE point and click games. Honestly, they're my favorite type of game. What I love more than point and click games in a game is HORROR. THIS didn't scare me one bit. At first I was looking forward to a really enjoyable story line but this storyline was HORRIBLE. Honestly I was really into it at first when I saw all the blood on the walls and the mutilated heads on the barbed wire in the roof. Then I see a little boy with a lighter, a picture frame of two creepy eyes with a star in candles. That's when you get your hopes up and expect a really nasty storyline that creeps you the fuck out. If you've ever played Exmortis you would know good quality in a point and click. This had just over used cliches that led to nothing of a horror story line. What was it in the end? A rapist? What does that guy have to do with the satanic figures? The black and white scenes with the lighter, fucking horrible. Honestly, most of the time I just found myself wishing there was a skip button from all the horrible cut scenes. Like the one with the strap chair and blood coming out of nowhere. What? Now there's ghosts? When you see the half dead woman in what I presume to be a locker: "Save Them" save who? The little kid I saw with the lighter? Is that the rapist? CLARIFY A GOOD STORYLINE!

Another thing that bothered me was that this game is IMPOSSIBLE to beat without a walkthrough. I am going to be completely honest here and say that the only thing that saved this game was the art. Good point and click games have good art and I must say this did try. I know how hard it is to make a game like this but I HONESTLY recommend to get a script write next time.


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Recent Audio Reviews


All I am is me All I am is me

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You suck at being humble. This song was gorgeous. Keep it up.


Jacob responds:

Thank you so much!
Man, suddenly I feel like I should actually continue making music.
You are truly my hero. <3

-Jacob


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm really feeling it.

This song caught me by surprise. I was tired, getting ready to head to bed, and this song blasts on my headphones. God damn I got down to it. So now I'm waiting for my hype to die down so I can sleep. I can really see this song in a video game, that's for certain. Shame Sega makes bad decisions and took it down rather than given you a fucking job.


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Don't We All? Don't We All?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You've put into a beautiful song, words that I can't event express properly sometimes. Great job, and amazing song. I wasn't even in the mood for an indie song. You are very darn talented! Keep it up!


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Recent Art Reviews


A Newgrounds Christmas A Newgrounds Christmas

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I couldn't believe this was by Jazza at first. You've improved so much from this. Great job, man! Keep making tutorials!



|WalterWhite:AllHailtheKing| |WalterWhite:AllHailtheKing|

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Oh Heisenberg...

I'm still in season one of the show. I know I met someone with good taste when they reference this show.


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Lava Flow Lava Flow

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really good use of light and reflective light. I found it very useful as a reference to drawing lava. Thanks for this!