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no-one has to die. no-one has to die.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That story still has me baffled. Amazing where some time travel theories applied right can make an amazing plot. The game in its totality is 4kb and it has more effort put into it than its size would tell. Very good job with this game, it's a real masterpiece.



Reimagine :The Game: Reimagine :The Game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Truly brilliant.

It just really fascinated me, not how you got all those references in there, but rather how wittingly funny you made it out to be. I mostly love how it's such a great criticism to society and rather than just spilling your thoughts or opinions, it all was put into a brilliant flash game with such a unique touch and way of telling the story. There wasn't a moment in the game where I wasn't baffled by how you point out certain things in the end of each level. Once again, fucking brilliant job.



Toybox Toybox

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Cliches, Cliches, Cliches.

I LOVE point and click games. Honestly, they're my favorite type of game. What I love more than point and click games in a game is HORROR. THIS didn't scare me one bit. At first I was looking forward to a really enjoyable story line but this storyline was HORRIBLE. Honestly I was really into it at first when I saw all the blood on the walls and the mutilated heads on the barbed wire in the roof. Then I see a little boy with a lighter, a picture frame of two creepy eyes with a star in candles. That's when you get your hopes up and expect a really nasty storyline that creeps you the fuck out. If you've ever played Exmortis you would know good quality in a point and click. This had just over used cliches that led to nothing of a horror story line. What was it in the end? A rapist? What does that guy have to do with the satanic figures? The black and white scenes with the lighter, fucking horrible. Honestly, most of the time I just found myself wishing there was a skip button from all the horrible cut scenes. Like the one with the strap chair and blood coming out of nowhere. What? Now there's ghosts? When you see the half dead woman in what I presume to be a locker: "Save Them" save who? The little kid I saw with the lighter? Is that the rapist? CLARIFY A GOOD STORYLINE!

Another thing that bothered me was that this game is IMPOSSIBLE to beat without a walkthrough. I am going to be completely honest here and say that the only thing that saved this game was the art. Good point and click games have good art and I must say this did try. I know how hard it is to make a game like this but I HONESTLY recommend to get a script write next time.


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Game & Watch: God of War Game & Watch: God of War

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Impressive

I have to say this was alright. I mean honestly, it lacked a bit of originality since you already used the game and watch idea for another one but I understand you're trying different concepts. When I saw the first game and watch flash you made I thought it was really creative and fun to play. This one was just funny. I'm not really much or any at all of a God of War fan, but this was humorous; the way Kratos dies and the very idea of it all. It's a real... How do I put this... Different... Idea. Putting games like these together. It's like making a game boy version of Fallout or something.

Overall I thought it was entertaining. To the point I found myself making music with the rhythm that I attacked. It was fun, but not great, but you managed to hit the very idea of what you were going for.


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Hitstick 3 Hitstick 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was alright

To be completely honest I have to agree with what a lot of people say. I mean, the graphics were amazing, I liked the animation, the sound effects; those things were really good. What I didn't like was partially gameplay-wise. You need to make some instructions. I mean if it was a simple "walk with WASD shoot with mouse" game it's understandable to not have any instructions but this was... not that... Especially the change of weapons. Make it easier next time... Other than that, enjoyable game. Keep it up.


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Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Get ready for a long one

Honestly, truly, incredibly, amazing! I just have no words for this! It's just incredible! I mean I remember when you released the Doom one at first but I had no time to play it. Now... Damn.. I just have no words to describe it! It brings one of the best games from the past to one of the best games in flash! It brings my nostalgia to another level and amazes me how it was possible to re-enact everything into flash, especially the 3D.

One thing did, however, bug me about the game. If you CAN, try to make it so when you click, the mouse stays in the center. It was a pain in the ass to have to click and un-click every second and sometimes even clicking the outside of the window and bringing me to ANOTHER window! I found a way to play it full-screen but I don't even know if it's permitted. It has to do with the source code..

I didn't get to play Hexen nor Heretic so much because I was so damn tired of playing Doom. Seriously! It was amazingly well done. My advice for a next top hit would be DUKE NUKEM!

I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said. Great game. Perfect down to every touch. Keep it up!


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Hexiom Connect Hexiom Connect

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Entertaining, Challenging, Fun.

This game is truly entertaining I can't say anything else about it. I see this game as an IQ tester and if you think about it it's not a bad one. Really it was fun and I hope to see more.



The Rise of a KING The Rise of a KING

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Really, just great!

I really liked it! It's not like just some other RPG, it's barely an RPG itself. I really liked the whole game to be honest and I haven't even beaten it yet. In fact I'm still doing the second mission! The only thing that bugged me that I think you should really sort of work on is the enemies who use range attacks. They can really sometimes be really annoying. But yeah other than that I really liked the whole concept and being able to cycle through armor while fighting makes it even more difficult/skillfull. I hope to see more like this!


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Mercenaries 2 Mercenaries 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

I saw this game in the Mercs 2 website. The hype put into the game with the song and the website was incredible but I heard the game itself wasn't that great. Still, this flash version is VERY entertaining and you could easily stay playing for hours trying to get all the achievements. Also if you notice, some of the levels in this game have similarities to other games in Newgrounds. Nevertheless, fun game. I think a crouching button would be useful for dodging some bullets and switching of weapons would be good too because having a missile launcher all loaded up and ready and then all of a sudden you get a machine gun.. That sucks..



School Girl Sim 1 School Girl Sim 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

These game go down in history

And in case everyone thinks the links are broken.. They are... Klacid left the internet a while back and the tk along with biz sites died and now we're trying to promote the new FH which has the cheats as well. Google up FH Reloaded if you want the cheats.


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