You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Six Pointer 10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
Save The Day 100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Bruckheimer 50 Points
Make a big explosion!
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Overkill 25 Points
When winning just isn't enough...
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Brutal 10 Points
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.